does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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