Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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