dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
try to milk me bitch
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