when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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