This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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