what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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