how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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