Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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