I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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