your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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