Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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