ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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