I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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