He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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