you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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