Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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