and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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