we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you would pick up someone in the library
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Randomize