Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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