I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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