Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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