If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just found puke in my bra..
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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