where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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