These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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