Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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