is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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