Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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