Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My liver just broke up with me...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
