question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
