eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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