Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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