I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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