I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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