I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
17 year olds will be the death of me.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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