I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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