Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Randomize
