Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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