North Korea, Best Korea!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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