You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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