hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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