How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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