It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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