physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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