Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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