So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Small penises have feelings too.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
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