being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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