woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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