I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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