just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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