Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
