apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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