Can Purell be used as lube?
The best revenge is premature balding
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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