I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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