He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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