but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize