his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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