Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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