I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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