Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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